Jennifer Aniston & Jakey Gyllenhaal?! How’s that for a heaping dose of LOL in your morning cup of whatever. It’s true that Jennifer and Jakey’s nipples became two for one of her better movies, The Good Girl, but that was just make believe play time stuff! But now Life & Style is trying to say that maybe just maybe, Jakey and Jennifer have brought their frosted mall photo love into real life. Their proof? Jennifer had herself a birthday dinner at The Spotted Pig last night, and Jake slipped out the back door so he wouldn’t be photographed with her. And there’s more. El fuckery from Life & Style:
Life & Style’s Scene Queens can exclusively reveal that Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 42nd birthday on Feb. 11 by having an intimate dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC.
The startlet took a break from her whirlwind promotional tour for her new film Just Go With It and made her way to The Spotted Pig restaurant where she dined in a private room with a group of friends and her former hunky co-star. “Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “They looked like they were strategizing a way to exit the restaurant probably because they didn’t want to be photographed together.” Shortly after their discussion Jen exited the restaurant with her friends in tow. Though Jake was not in the group, it is possible he could have snuck out the back door while no one was looking.
This romantic birthday dinner only adds fuel to the fire that Jen and Jake’s longtime friendship could be something more. The duo was spotted just weeks ago at a pre Golden Globes party in L.A where they were flirty.
First of all, Jake always prefers the back door so that doesn’t mean shit. Second of all, yes, scientists have already discovered that the cicadas humming in the hills above Malibu aren’t cicadas humming in the hills above Malibu. It’s Jennifer Aniston chanting for a husband and children. But even she would not sign up to be Jakey’s latest Taylor Swift. Bitch ain’t that desperate. Besides, have you ever seen a beard with $800 highlights and a $200 blow out?
Jake, please tell us how you feel about this shit:
Here’s Jennifer Aniston covering her face while leaving The Spotted Pig last night after finding out that Justin Bieber is probably going to wipe his diaper all over her movie this weekend. And according to the reviews, that might be an upgrade.