Dame Elizabeth Is In The Hospital

February 12, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

2011 is turning out to be the year sad tears washed the shine off of diamonds. Diamonds have already dimmed their sparkle for Zsa Zsa Gabor and now they’re dropping their dimmer switch a few more inches for Dame Elizabeth Taylor. Elizabeth was hospitalized at Cedars in Los Angeles for symptoms caused by congestive heart failure. Elizabeth’s heart has been through a million husbands including Larry Fortensky’s Fraggle mullet ass so I’m sure it’s strong as all fuck and will keep on for a few more decades to come. Liz’s rep had this to say to People:

“This issue is being addressed. She is currently being kept in the hospital for monitoring. Her family and close friends are appreciative of the warm support and interest of her loyal fans, but have asked that people respect her privacy and allow her medical team the time and space to focus on restoring her back to health.”

Can somebody go to the porch and hit pause on Tom Ryan’s gambling addiction for a quick minute? If he already didn’t lose them in a bet, Elizabeth is going to need those good luck earrings back.

Tags: Elizabeth Taylor, Try The Jello

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