Did Charlie Sheen Sneeze Into Zachary Quinto’s Face?

February 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Zachary Quinto’s make-up artist obviously spent hours carefully brushing and deep conditioning the svelte otters over his eyes and didn’t have time to make sure that the camera flashes would not catch one of the secrets to his beauty: pressed powder (or whatever the hell that is). I know that it’s easy for ones’ wrist to go weak while they get lost in the luscious follicles of mink hair clinging to his brow, but that make-up artist had a job to do! Blend that mess.

Quinto’s at his big premiere for Margin Call in Berlin with Paul Bettany, Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Irons, and he looks like he just finished reenacting the cokeater scene from Scarface. Or like he just tossed the Pillsbury Doughboy’s salad. It’s a good thing Jeremy Iron’s hot boots were there to slightly take the focus away.

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