D.A.R.E. Has A New Motto!

February 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Charlie Sheen put his at-home rehab treatment on pause for a quick second to visit with the UCLA baseball team yesterday and he gave them a motivational speech that will surely keep their fingers from walking towards the crack pipe. Right before they all laughed at his crack damaged ass, Charlie told the players: “Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk.” Here fucking here! Well, unless you’re lactose intolerant, suffering from child obesity or got a hernia that don’t quit. In that case, stick with the crack.

And this is probably what Nancy Reagan was really trying to say with that “Just Say No” shit.

via TMZ

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