Charlie Sheen put his at-home rehab treatment on pause for a quick second to visit with the UCLA baseball team yesterday and he gave them a motivational speech that will surely keep their fingers from walking towards the crack pipe. Right before they all laughed at his crack damaged ass, Charlie told the players: “Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk.” Here fucking here! Well, unless you’re lactose intolerant, suffering from child obesity or got a hernia that don’t quit. In that case, stick with the crack.
And this is probably what Nancy Reagan was really trying to say with that “Just Say No” shit.