Afternoon Crumbs

I want to see a staring contest between Liza Minnelli and those nipples (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Dumb Heidi Montag is still dumb – The Superficial

But did J. Edgar Hoover wear Birkenstocks (or whatever those are) with his pajamas? – Lainey Gossip

Now I know who buys all those “classic band t-shirts” at Urban Outfitters – Hollywood Tuna

The X-Men: First Class trailer needs more mutant man nipples – Towleroad

Please, like Hello Kitty isn’t already living in the nanny’s quarters in Mimi’s mansion – Celebitchy

Courtney Cox with a cane – Popoholic

Justin Bieber is a giraffe stencil away from being the lesbian baby member of Alien Nation – TDW

A Hefty cinch bag for your peen – Boston Barstool Sports

The Christian Bale aging timeline – The Berry

Beyonce SANS FARDs, but not sans fur – Popsugar

THROW HER ON DEATH ROW FOR THIS – ICYDK

Does James Franco ever have time to sleep, shit, eat or fap? – Just Jared

Tom Hughes is naked – OMG Blog

Something you can do while sitting on the toilet – Cityrag

Ivanka Trump sexes up St. Barts – Hollywood Rag

Egypt has a job opening and Donald Trump’s hair does look like it’s been in a sarcophagus for centuries – SOW

Bat Boy is free – I’m Not Obsessed

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