Aaron Carter Was At Betty Ford?!

February 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Aaron Carter checked into rehab early last month to deal with “emotional” (meaning he got emotional when a bitch tried to take away his pipe) and “spiritual” (meaning he’d get on his knees for a quick hit) issues and now he’s back! Aaron completed a 30-day program at Betty Ford and his rep says that he’s working on his new album in Florida. This means we’ll finally get a soon-to-be #1 hit sequel to “Aaron’s Party” called “Aaron’s Dry Party.

Aaron’s rep wouldn’t tell E! Online what the bitch on his back is named (SPOILER ALERT: You can look her up in the yellow pages under METH), but they did say that he can’t wait to get back to music.

The big story here is that Aaron Carter was getting treated at the same place as his sweetheart from a million years ago was! Sadly, Aaron and Lindsay Lohan weren’t there at the same time. They could’ve recreated the magical moment above for a new generation. Strangely enough, these two still look like children who were just rescued by the coast guard after spending days surviving on salt water, seaweed, fish shit, saliva and wet gunpowder on a raft in the middle of the ocean.

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