So the Annie remake is happening. Will Smith is producing it. Willow Smith is going to star in that mess. Your childhood might have fleas in its eyes from weeping into the back of the neck of a mangy alley dog. Get ready to weep some more, because Willow says that she really wants Brad Pitt to adopt her ass onscreen and play Daddy Warbucks. Willow really needs to stop whipping her hair, because her train of thought derailed and crashed right into Fuckeryville. From Access Hollywood:
Access Hollywood asked 10-year-old Willow – star of the upcoming remake – who she wants to play Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks and she’s hoping “the sun will come out tomorrow” on one of Hollywood’s biggest stars.
“Brad Pitt!” she told Access at Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never” premiere on Monday night in Los Angeles.
As for details on the project, which dad Will Smith is producing with Jay-Z and Sony Pictures, the young star stayed tight-lipped.
“We’re just going to have to wait for that! You’re just going to have to wait,” she said.
As I’ve said before, the original Annie sucks, but still. Brad Pitt?! I really hope Willow is thinking Brad Pitt as Benjamin Button as Daddy Warbucks. Now, that shit I’d see. Better yet, they should just do the nepotism version and cast Shiloh as Daddy Warbucks, Suri Cruise as Miss Hannigan, and Kingston Rossdale as Rooster! It’s where Hollywood is going anyway. “The sun will come out tomorrooooooow…and if it doesn’t my daddy will fucking buy me a new one!”