What The Hell Happened To D’arcy?!

February 10, 2011 / Posted by:

D’arcy Wretzky, who was the bassist in Smashing Pumpkins, used to look like this and now she looks like that. No, this is not a picture of D’arcy from the Faces of Meth 2011 calendar. It’s D’arcy’s mug shot taken after she was arrested and jailed on an outstanding warrant in Michigan. D’arcy’s troubles started when a few horses on her farm quit this bitch and ran free through the streets of her neighborhood. The cops ticketed her ass, but she never paid and didn’t bother showing up to court. The warrant for her arrest was issued and here we are now.

TMZ reports that the cops brought D’arcy in on Tuesday and she’ll have to sit in a cell until this Monday.

Never mind that D’arcy is resting her head on a jail pillow that’s as thin as a manila folder for some wild horses shit while Lindsay Lohan is skipping the public streets without a care in the damn world. Never mind that.

Maybe D’arcy’s horses mistook her lips for a pair of snakes and they got the spooks! And the cloud of white smoke wafting out of her shed and dancing into their nostrils didn’t help. The most depressing thing about all of this is that D’arcy let her eyebrows go…..

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