That is a brow raise that shot through the clouds and knocked the saints up in heaven right off their chairs. Patti LaBelle didn’t care who she hurt when she brought out her matte lacquered boomerang brows at the Heart Truth runway show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in NYC last night. The last time I saw a look like that, The Little Mermaid ended up MUTE and bow-legged. But Patti proved that she’s too hot for herself, because her bladder started to boil over and tried to make a run for it! If you can’t stand the heat, get out through the COOCH-EN. And on that terrible note, I’m getting off the damn stage.
Here’s more of Patti giving soul-snatching looks last night with the likes of: Oprah’s favorite patty cake partner, Krissy Snow, some lovely light-skinned African American woman, Camila Alves, Giuliana Rancid, Eve and Dita Von Teese.