In a mirrored dance studio somewhere in Beverly Hills, Camille Grammer is doing the Cabbage Patch while a shower of $100 bills fall all around her. Camille can finally cut a 6-figure check and buy her “best friend” Nick from his wife now that her divorce is final and Kelsey Grammer has filled her wheelbarrow and shovel with $30 to $50 million dollars. Camille also has enough money to buy her original face back! Please buy your original face back, Camille, because your current one always scares my candles.
TMZ is the first to bring us the news that Kelsey and Camille’s methed up divorce has successfully sprinted to the finish line just in time for him to marry the future ex-Mrs. Grammer, Kayte Walsh. Kelsey lit a flame under divorce’s ass, because he wanted to be rid of Camille as soon as possible so that he can slip a ring on Kayte’s finger in a couple of weeks. Sources say that Camille didn’t want the future Mrs. Grammer to get her piece of Kelsey’s pension so he posted $2.3 million to make sure this doesn’t happen. A source also claims that Kelsey and Camille will divide their properties later.
I didn’t mean what I typed above about Camille’s current face. Not only is Camille always telling me in a British man accent that I can save 15% on my car insurance, but she’s the epitome of beautiful. And now that she has her wings back, she can rise from the ashes of her burnt down marriage and fly fly fly. While she’s flying around, who’s going to tell her nanny staff of 4 that their salary has been cut in half now that Kelsey isn’t signing their checks?