Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which closeted male small-screen stars, who both have publicly dated actresses and other famous women, got stuck in a deep make-out session with each other at a Super Bowl after-party in Dallas? (Page Six)

Chace Crawford from Gossip Girl, Hunter Parrish from Weeds, Matthew Morrison from Glee and Chord Overstreet from Glee were all in Dallas, so mix those names up as you see fit. Hayden Pantywhatevers was also there with short hair so somebody could’ve confused her for a hot twink. You might as well throw her in too.

But this is what’s supposed to happen there. Dudes makes out with dudes… Man on man action is everywhere… Oh, wait. Am I confusing the Super Bowl with the Super Hole?

Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe? (Page Six)

Kevin Spacey….or Richard Simmons (yes, I’m ignoring the male movie actor thing)?

So, if you are this A list movie actress and big award winner, what do you do when your B++ actor significant other cheats on you every chance he gets and you know about it. Apparently you pretend everything is great until he gets publicly caught. At this point he does not even try that hard to hide it. (CDAN)

Not Annette Benning & Warren Beatty (I’m having a deja vu)! Warren Beatty is permanently branded with an A, so I don’t think it’s him. Maybe Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem? But I think he’d get an A on his fame report card too.

This will be their first Valentine’s Day together, and boy, will he be surprised! He may be responsible for the flowers and dinner, but our actress just had her assistant purchase about $500 worth of gifts to bring some excitement to their private time together. Her purchases included a bizarre mix of items, including a latex catsuit for her and some adult-sized baby wear for him. WTF?! This entertaining couple is very clean-cut and All-American looking, not at all the type you would think would be into this kind of role play. (Blind Gossip)

Bristol Palin and her pipeline worker boyfriend!