Hot Slut Of The Day!
Girlfriends already have “The Pegged Boyfriend” jean and now ex-boyfriends have The Ex-Girlfriend Jean courtesy of Levi’s! It’s the perfect jean for the obsessed creeper who sits in his car waiting for his ex-girlfriend to leave her house so that he can sneak into her bedroom, go through her dirty laundry (or her freezer since that’s probably where she keeps her jeans) and find the jeans he loves to sniff on before slipping them on. It’s like he’s wearing her skin! But now he doesn’t have to risk the threat of a restraining order or a taser jolt to the neck by the cops, because he can buy them in a store thanks to Levi’s! Here’s Levi’s description of TEGJ which is not creepy at all.
Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here’s a tribute to her — a fit that’s super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that’s as skinny as it gets. Made with plenty of stretch. This pair of Levi’s® Jeans is part of our program that minimizes water in the finishing process.
Jeans so tight that they’ll kill your unborn children!
I’m gayer than the Ex-Girlfriend Jean, so I haven’t had an ex-girlfriend since around the 7th grade. I might be able to wear her jeans as a shrug or a denim pigtail wig, but that’s about it. These jeans aren’t going to work for me, so I’ll just stick with my ex-boyfriend nipple clamps and jeggings.
But wake me if Levi’s ever comes out with a pair of “Mom Jeans For Sons.”
via The Cut