Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This award-winning actor has always led a double life. He married his beard, but it was never a real marriage. Just a business partnership. Then he got a new acting gig… and a new twink boyfriend… and a new beard. Poor wifey, right? Not at all. She knew what the deal was all along. Besides, she’s not exactly moping around her gilded cage of a house. She’s had a boyfriend in the wings the whole time. (Blind Gossip)

This blind item is wrapped in a cloud of e-smoke from Allison DuBois’ mouth, so I’m guessing it’s about Kesley and Camille Grammer? I’ve never really believed the gay rumors about Kelsey, but I do believe the rumors that Camille’s always had a side piece hiding in the drawer where she keeps all the jars of melted candle wax she slathers on her gorgeous face every night. But who can blame her? Somebody has to breathe in her Club MTV moves while Kelsey is watching Fox News.

With her now busy schedule on that very very popular television show and him having lots of time alone to ponder how he likes being the bigger star, it was pretty inevitable that he would start stepping out on her. She might want to talk to that backup singer of his. Just saying. (CDAN)

JLo & Skeletor?

This comes as a shock to us, since we’ve heard info on this very conservative, mostly network Television actress before. Apparently, this actress claims to be extremely politically conservative in print and in interviews, but is really ambivalent about politics in real life. She only claims to hold her political beliefs to ‘stand out’ amongst the crowd in Hollywood. She gabbed to our source that she’s been so successful in network TV because ‘conservative idiots’ think she’s like-minded and watch her show because of it. (BuzzFoto)

It’s probably Angie Harmon, but please please please let this be Victoria Jackson’s crazy ass.