Hot Slut Of The Day!
The terrifying Test Baby from HomeAway’s horrific Super Bowl commercial. What kind of stuff was the marketing department at HomeAway freebasing when they decided that throwing a silicone baby up against a glass wall and making him look like Quasimodo was a good idea. THE FUCK? Is Susan Smith the head of marketing over there? Test Baby Protective Services needs to get on this shit. You know there were some Reborn Baby mothers out there who couldn’t call 911 fast enough. Damn. Poor Test Baby. Finally got his big shot in front of trillions of people and now he’ll only be remembered as the mushed face that launched a million nightmares. Brangelina better adopt his ass or somebody should give him the starring role in a remake of Baby’s Day Out (called Test Baby’s Day Out, of course).
Here’s the full commercial in case you don’t want to fall asleep in your cubicle at all today:
And on HomeAway’s site you can put anybody’s face over Test Baby’s and watch them splat against the glass wall. Here, I did Spencer Pratt:
The only thing more terrifying than Test Baby’s Picassoface is Spencer Pratt’s regular face.