Afternoon Crumbs

February 7, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

What in furry shit hell is dribbling down Adrien Brody’s chin?! – Lainey Gossip

Just call her Kunta Katie – The Superficial

Jenny McCarthy’s tits look as natural as Jim Carrey’s prosthetics in The Mask (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

White Oprah’s #itgetsbetter campaign will debut in 3..2.. – Celebitchy

Heather Graham, one of the first canvases of The Slut Dress, still knows how to dress – Hollywood Tuna

Steven Seagal is obviously getting Steven Seagal confused with Chuck Norris – Boston Barstool Sports

Things to do in Glasgow while you’re drunk – TDW

Chris Hemsworth’s got a nice rack – Towleroad

BREAKING: Becks got a haircut – Popsugar

Leighton Meester, a bikini and a dog’s ass – Popoholic

KITTEHS! – The Berry

Josh Bowman DOWNGRADED from Amy Wino to Miley Cyrus – Just Jared

Does this mean that Camille Grammer can now perform an interpretive dance on Kelsey’s cross-dressing kinky ways? – ICYDK

The honey badger is now my favorite animal – OMG Blog

Avril Lavigne should get that gangrene on her hair checked out – Moe Jackson

How tetherball was meant to be played – Cityrag

ASkars! ASkars (just ignore the skeleton in Ray-Bans behind him) – Hollywood Rag

Tony Hawk’s marriage is dead – I’m Not Obsessed

And here’s Detective La Toya calling herself Detective La Toya in the presence of RuPaul.

Is that feeling from the two Cup Noodles I had for lunch is that what it feels like when Detective La Toya gets to the bottom of your heart!?

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