Hot Slut Of The Day!
In honor of the biggest football game of the year, The Puppy Bowl, and that other game that gives me an excuse to fill my IV with any beer that’s on special and wrap my mouth hole around a bowl of Fritos nachos, let’s pay tribute to the MVP in all our hearts: Becky “Icebox” O’Shea from Little Giants (as played by the now VERY grown up Shawna Waldron). Icebox was the original Shiloh who got shade thrown at her because she liked to tumble in the mud instead of tumble in a hill of doll clothes in her princess themed bedroom. Strangely enough, Icebox didn’t settle down in Ohio with Junior and later become the coach for the Bengals. No, Icebox was the president’s daughter for a quick second before moving to Hollywood to star in such masterpieces as Poison Ivy: The Secret Society and the TV series Ladies Man with Betty White.
Icebox and the other Little Giants should gather together in Dallas today and show those two other teams how shit is really done. GO LITTLE GIANTS! And if I really have to root for a team today, I’ll raise my bong for the Packers, because well….they’re a “fudge” away from being the Fudge Packers. So, goooo PACKERS!