As White Oprah Downs Another Injustice-tini

February 5, 2011 / Posted by:

The pictures below of Kleptohan posing with Kanye West and Giuseppe Zanotti were taken at the latter’s store opening in Beverly Hills last night. Yes, LiLo is at the opening of a store that sells expensive things and she’s not flanked by two detection systems and dozens of Brink’s most seasoned guards. Giuseppe Zanotti didn’t even hire a TSA agent to frisk her for heels at the exit door. I guess SOMEBODY is cocky about their insurance coverage.

TMZ reports that there’s a chance LiLo’s future could include trying to achieve her signature Texas prom curls circa 1987 in prison using toilet paper rolls and commissary hairspray, because the D.A. will charge her with felony grand theft on Monday morning. They don’t believe LiLo’s story that the store in Venice loaned her a $2,500 necklace and she simply forget to return it. The store says LiLo’s truth is as bloated as her pussy lips and she straight-up sashayed out of there without buying the necklace or filling out the proper paperwork to borrow it for a shoot.

These new charges will cause problems between LiLo and the judge in her probation case. TMZ also says that LiLo faces up to three years in state prison if she’s convicted of snatching.

The most embarrassing thing about this isn’t that LiLo has the thieving skills of Kelly Taylor, it’s that she might go to prison for stealing a gutter necklace she could’ve made using barb wire and an old can of gold spray paint. Well, since she loves that piece of shit necklace so much, she can make a reproduction of it during prison craft time using…..barb wire and an old can of gold spray paint. But we all know this dumb bitch isn’t going anywhere. This is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about. If anything, she’ll probably get a check in the mail from the store after Nana Lohan’s Collection Agency demands a publicity fee.

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