Open Post: Hosted By A Dog Licking A Cat

February 4, 2011 / Posted by:

The Open Post is going up a little earlier today, because I’m once again getting fucked (and not in a hot way) with technical issues. It started earlier this week when my internet connection was as spotty as Chippy D’s ass. That got fixed, but then yesterday the site started spazzing and now today the picture gallery isn’t working. Broke shit! I should just type my ridiculous rants out on paper, draw my own pictures with a No. 2 pencil and deliver this shit on a bike. Fuck technology. No, I don’t mean that. Yes, I do.

Nothing cures tech stress like a pipe hit of Valium, but since that’s not an option for me, here’s the next best thing: a video of a dog licking on a calm pussy. That bitch really gets into it! Licking that pussy like its ear wax is bacon flavored. That bitch could slurp that pussy up all damn day. So sweet. So innocent. Although, try not to close your eyes while the video is running, because that’s what a Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom sex tape sounds like.

via Gawker TV

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