Justin Bieber wanted to dispel the urban legend that the curtain of gilded Cherub hair on his head is hiding the portal to the Kingdom of Caring, so he pulled it up and revealed a mortal forehead. Just like that, millions of Beliebers just dumped the mound of Runway Magic Pony hair they cuddle with at night and replaced it with the cut out forehead of a Cabbage Patch doll.
Some of you might be hearing the faint sound of a Robert Pattinson unicorn singing into the night air when you look at this picture, but I’m getting more of a Marcel from Top Chef vibe. Well, if Marcel was a baby lesbian competing in Top Easy Bake Oven Chef.
via WOW Report