Don’t Call Gabriel Aubry’s Daughter Black

February 4, 2011 / Posted by:

The campaign to make Gabriel Aubry look like the official face of the KKK’s line of tighty whiteys is in full swing. Gabriel has already been accused of calling Halle a racial slur and making derogatory statements about black people in the past, and now one of TMZ’s sources is saying that he turns into a flaming cross of racist fire whenever anyone calls his daughter “black.” Gabriel thinks that Nahla, who is 1/4 black, is a white girl and should be addressed as such. Are Mel Gibson and OctoSana co-writing this saga, because what in the name of Miss Sophia’s fist is going on?

The source is saying that Gabriel would scream at Halle to ask for a retraction any time a magazine or newspaper or some kind of other media outlet referred to Nahla as being black. Gabriel would go into his “SHE’S WHITE! SHE’S WHITE!” rant before styling his locks to go with the white-loving dunce cap on his head.

Team Halle really needs to take their foot off the gas and back up a little bit. The “N” word thing went far, but now they’re practically making him sound like he fell out of an Alex Haley novel. I’m not saying that I don’t think it’s possible for the fame whore virus in Gabriel’s system to trump his David Duke gene, but Team Halle should pace themselves a bit. What’s next? Photoshopped pictures of Gabriel in a KKK robe? Hopefully, they make those pictures semi-believable by making the eye holes in his hood extra-extra large. There’s no way Gabriel would ever want to hide his purdy face. Because ho’s vain gene beats all.

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