Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

February 4, 2011 / Posted by:

This one’s a little too gross, we almost didn’t share. This A/B list, film mostly, British actress is a little self-obsessed or else a little nasty. She saved some of her tonsilloliths (google it, we had to) at the request of a fan who was willing to pay big bucks for them. He saved them in a little vile around his neck and calls them “Pearls of [Actress name].” Say it with us, YUCK! (BuzzFoto)

I GOOGLED so you don’t have to! You know those things. It’s fun to knock them off with Q-Tips. They pretty much look like one of Satan’s cum clots. Now on to the guesses. The first name that popped up was my favorite proud slut Sienna Miller, because she’s always got her mouth wide open and a fan probably spotted her tonsil dingles from far away and shouted, “Gimmegimmegimme!” And she just might be crazy enough to sell. Other guesses: Kate Beckinsale or Julie Andrews (it’s so not Julie Andrews)?

This used to be B list actress, but now probably a C. Our actress has always been kind of odd. She was on a very hit show. Like one of the most hit shows ever. It ended last year and since it has ended she has spent some time in a mental health facility. (CDAN)

Lost is the show. The Smoke Monster is the actress.

This actor seems fairly macho on screen, but is actually pretty much of a wuss in real life. He was being courted for a plum role in a upcoming action adventure. He was interested in the part, but after some consideration, thought it would be too physically and mentally demanding for him and turned it down. No matter how much money you offer this guy, he just won’t take a roles in which he might be a little too hot or cold, a little too dry or wet, or a little too high or low. (Blind Gossip)

Vin Diesel seems like he’d run in place until he started floating off the ground if he spotted a mouse, so I’ll go with him.

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