I don’t only love Tara Reid because she can charm a beer hose at a bar into slithering towards her mouth, but I also love her because she completely just pulls shit right out of her ass. Tara was interviewed at a charity event for child trafficking (video above) and she started to yap about all the projects she’s working on including a sequel for The Big Lebowski. Tara must’ve been snorting balls of the bad shit the size of her earrings or eating weed smoke for dinner again, because there’s no such thing as The Big Lebowski 2. Austin 360 asked Joel and Ethan Coen about Tara announcing the return of Bunny Lebwoski and their response was absolutely perfect:
“I’m glad she’s working on it. Well, we don’t (have a sequel in the works) but we’ll watch it when it comes out.” Joel added, “Especially if Tara’s in it.”
Tara’s rep explained that she heard Jeff Bridges say in an interview that he wanted to reunite with the original cast and do a sequel. Tara sort of took that as something that is happening in real life. Oh, Tara Red, you drunk bag of silicone bones, never stop being Tara Reid! But you know, there’s an extremely good chance Tara is speaking the truth! Tara signed on for a sequel of The Big Lebowski. Only it’s a sequel to The Big Lebowski porn parody.