Afternoon Crumbs

Oh, don’t mind Mila Kunis, she’s just getting down with hard wood in the middle of an alley. That’s all! – Popoholic

Peter Sarsgaard looks he owns an apothecary shop in Portland, Oregon and makes his own soap out of bee piss – Lainey Gossip

Slash’s CRAZY ASS wife goes for the gut, literally – The Superficial

And somewhere there’s a picture of an aging Jennifer Tilly hanging in an attic (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I’d rather see a video of a dude shaving James Franco’s balls, but this will do for now – Towleroad

Jon Hamm will never cheat on you – Celebitchy

Hi, Miley! How many times did Billy Ray comment on your chest in that t-shirt today? – Hollywood Tuna

Dumb (and stoned) bitch of the day – Boston Barstool Sports

ASkars struttin’ that Swedish ass – Popsugar

Katy Perry: Before & After getting wrung through the Photoshop machine – TDW

A SANS FARDS gallery – The Berry

NOT THE OSCARS TOOOOOO? – Just Jared

Always wanted to smell like you’ve just been sprayed by a Sasquatch? – ICYDK

But are the Chanel condoms made out of Kunty Karl’s shed skin? – OMG Blog

Guess the ass? – Cityrag

Charlie Sheen proudly shows off his gold-plated crack mouth – Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Garner tastes like red velvet. Okay. – I’m Not Obsessed

The Chase is over-ish – SOW