Like A Fresh Daisy In The Early Morning Mist

February 3, 2011 / Posted by:

Or you can also look at this picture as “Gollum getting high on his own farts while his fellow passenger quickly learns how to breathe through her asshole.” In case you couldn’t already tell from your nose hairs curling up and your carbon monoxide detector screaming for mercy, this is Pete “Dreamboat” Doherty steaming up a car with his lady friend in London. If the driver wasn’t hospitalized for a collapsed lung then he must be made of bionic parts.

Being in that car was probably like being trapped in a well-insulated tent with an elephant who just ate a pool full of curry and the only thing in there for you to cover your nose with is Ke$ha’s armpit. Fucking one of your nose holes with a skunk’s used tampon is a more pleasant experience than sitting in that car with Dreamy. This is exactly what you see when you put a microscope up to one of your wet fart bubbles.

That said, I still would over and over again. Don’t act like rolling around on a Slip ‘N Slide covered with ass sweat doesn’t sound like a good time. Afterward, you’d have to shave your hair, marinate in a bath of piping hot Febreze and get a priest to exorcise the stank from your pores, but it’d still be worth it!

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