It’s Good To Be Diddy’s Son

February 3, 2011 / Posted by:

If you were concerned that the current recession wasn’t producing any spoiled bitches for the future, fear not! Diddy has it covered. Diddy has already fed the sleeping spoiled beast in his son Justin when he bought him a $300,000 Mercedes Maybach for this Sweet Sixteen last year. And now Diddy is fully awakening the beast by buying his now 17-year-old son a $390,000 Maybach limousine as a reward for making the honor roll. I can’t wait to see Justin being driven around in a Maybach limo with a bumper sticker that reads: “I made the honor roll and my daddy bought me a car that costs more than your track home.” Diddy explains to The Independent why he bought his son a car that costs more than Aubrey O’Day:

“Justin has turned himself around and is now an Honours student, which he wasn’t before, so I wanted to treat him. It’s a collector’s car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date, but like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes.”

When Martin Bashir asked Diddy why he bought his son a Maybach last year, the question did not moisturize his good side. According to Popeater, Diddy responded with:

“The whole thing about giving a Maybach to my son, that’s really like a racist question. You don’t ask white people what they buy their kids. And they buy ’em Porsches and convertible Bentleys, and it ain’t no question. It’s really a racist question and put things back in perspective with money and the way that people still look at you.

Diddy works(?) hard(?) for the millions of dollars that pour into his gold bar vault every week, so he can do whatever the hell he wants with it. But maybe just maybe, Diddy bought his son a limousine, because he doesn’t want Justin to get too good at using a stick shift. That way in about 25 years, Justin will have to ask a Hollywood Blvd. hooker for help when he can’t drive his Lotus Esprit (because his first car was a limousine) and gets lost on his way to Beverly Hills. Justin will invite the hooker up to his penthouse suite at the Bev-Wil-Shir and to make a long story you already know shorter, they’ll fall in love and become one on a fire escape in Hollywood. You know Diddy swoons in his loins every time Vivian says to Edward, “She rescued him right back.” Diddy is such a fucking romantic.

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