Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

February 3, 2011 / Posted by:

A riddle for your troubles? How about this? He strayed with an actress on the set of his recent film, and is now desperate to keep it from his wife, who suspected, but who was won over by a family holiday and his new doting attitude. Only now the other woman is upset, threatening to overturn the peace, so he’s been calling in favours everywhere else to get her cast in another movie she’s not actually right for, just to get her to shut up. The favours he’s using up however could jeopardise his own project, and the people who are counting on his participation are getting increasingly anxious that he might fuck it up for everyone else. Major stress and sleepless nights. It’s Not Blake Lively. (Lainey Gossip)

My guess is a stretch that has already slapped me in the face, but it’s all I’ve got. “A riddle” makes me think of Batman, which makes me think of Christopher Nolan, which makes me think of Inception, which makes me think of Ellen Page, which makes me think that maybe she wants the role of Lois Lane in Superman, which Christopher Nolan is producing. Yeah, but this is not them. Maybe the two tried to solve a Rubik’s Cube together once, but methinks that’s about as intimate as they get.

Or maybe this is Christian Bale and Melissa Leo? And she’s THE ONE who wants the Lois Lane role? Pleasepleaseplease let that be it!

I did not believe it was possible. Yes, this B list television actress who has been around since her pre-teens has been cheating on her recent husband since even before they got married. I always thought he was oblivious, even when it was mentioned in this space, but it turns out he might know after all because he is having sex with this A list Academy Award winner/nominee actress who also has a significant other. (CDAN)

Not Sookeh & Beehl?! No, I’ll go with Hilary Duff, Mike Comrie and I have no clue for the A-list actress. Yeah, I’m pretty much 0 for 2 so far.

Everybody’s having babies! Well, almost everyone. This couple – which has been trying to put a little bun in the oven – is getting pretty frustrated. She’s convinced that it’s her husband’s fault, but he refuses to get his little swimmers tested. It’s just not the kind of thing a manly actor does! Meanwhile, she has been telling friends that if she doesn’t get pregnant soon, she will go behind her husband’s back and find a sperm donor. (Blind Gossip)

Brian Austin Green & Megan Fox? And I’m pretty sure I’m at 0 for 3 now. Let’s go for 4!

Which triple threat diva is so vain, she won’t even look at a designer dress unless the label says it’s a size six — even though that’s not her size! An insider tells Star, ‘She’s more like a 10 or 12, but she has this thing where she denies she’s bigger.” (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

I’ve heard a few stories about Mimi, but that ho is as knocked up as you can get so it’s not her. I’ll go with JLo? Unless “triple threat” means drunk, slut and gassy. If that’s the case, I’ll say Snooki.

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