Baby, Baby, Baby, BOOOOOO!

February 3, 2011 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber sat courtside at the Knicks-Mavericks game at MSG in NYC last night, and his presence made one girl hit puberty, get pregnant and give birth to a ball of golden hair in the span of 30 seconds. But not everybody did the SHAKING & CRYING from The Lesbeaver being in their midst. When Justin’s pretty girl fetus face popped up on the JumboTron, a hail of BOOOOOOOOs rained all over him and made his brow hairs wilt. It’s a good thing the magical bowl on his toddler head filters all BOOOOOOs out and plays the sound of ponies frolicking in the foamy surf instead. Strangely enough, that’s also the hold music at PedoBear’s headquarters. Or maybe the hold music at PedoBear’s headquarters is a Justin Bieber song. I don’t know. It all sounds the same to me.

And you can join in the booing if you want, but I’m going to use my energy to coo at King Henrik (Note: Why in the Bieber flu hell is King Henrik sitting next to that child?!) instead.

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