Important journalist and important object of my wet dreams Anderson Cooper is currently covering the for real shit in Egypt, and yesterday they almost ruined the space blanket of American dreams hugging the top of his head. And today, this happens! They’re gonna cover Mah Boo in boo boos (I hid the GONG this time, so don’t try it). The Silver Fox just needs to mount his Pegasus and fly back! If he wants, he can stop at the Luxor in Las Vegas and report from there. During some nights, those drunk gambling bitches are just as rowdy.
via Mah Boo Twitter