Afternoon Crumbs

February 3, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Vanessa Paradis’ fucked up gap will always be one of my favorite things in life – The Superficial

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake are most likely humping on each other’s legs for publicity – Lainey Gossip

Candance Swanepoel bares her pork buns for Vogue Italia (and they sort of do look like pork buns) (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston could’ve had Cheri Oteri’s career, dammit! – Celebitchy

Howard Stern loves gays – Towleroad

Mop Head needs to stop – NYC Barstool Sports

From the ankles up, Rachel Bilson is dressed like a Working Girl extra – Hollywood Tuna

Without Nomi & Cristal from Showgirls, this list is invalid! – The Berry

Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! – Popsugar

Even straight women want Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis – Popoholic

The PedoBear/Justin Bieber hybrid is born – TDW

The next season of America’s Next Top Model is obviously inspired by Taylor Momsen’s sad panda eyes – OMG Blog

Someone named Mike Posner isn’t wearing a shirt – Just Jared

Stop me if you’ve heard this 10,000 times before, Kate Moss is engaged – ICYDK

Tom Hanks is a pepaw – I’m Not Obsessed

Wait, so am I supposed to smoke those nachos? – Cityrag

Antoine Dodson meets Mo’Nique… Sadly, it wasn’t on the set of the Precious sequel – ICYDK

Nice shorts, Arnold – Hollywood Rag

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

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