Reason For Divorce: Irreconcilable Baby Wipes Addiction

February 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Terrence Howard’s wife of only one year Michelle Howard, seen her trying to hide the down low discomfort she feels from over-baby wiping her chocha, has filed for divorce. Terrence and Michelle made wipes every variety cry Propylene glycol tears of happiness when they were married on January 20, 2010. Michelle wrote January 27, 2011 as the day their marriage fell into a Pamper and got stuffed into a Diaper Genie.

Radar reports that Michelle wants spousal support and is also asking that Terrence take care of her legal fees. Terrence and Michelle never had children, because he didn’t want her sharing her stash of Baby Wipes with anybody else!

Terrence’s voice could melt the ice in my well whiskey, but that bitch has the wrong kind of OCD. Michelle couldn’t use the bathroom without Terrence putting his ear up to the door to make sure her hand never touched that roll of toilet paper. After she finished, Terrence went in there and counted every damn sheet! If Michelle’s pussy didn’t smell like baby ass and Purell, he sent her back to the bathroom to try again. Michelle is divorcing that motherfucker, because she wants CHARMIN back in her life. It’s as simple as that.

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