One of Dan Savage’s readers sent him this picture of The Gap’s new “Pegged Boyfriend” jeans, which will send thousands of strap-on-loving straight dudes running into their stores. The Gap knows what they’re doing. Although, they should really make Pegged Boyfriend jeans for men too. It could be like the hanky code for dudes that are into getting pegged! That way he doesn’t have to get on all fours on the bed and wigggle his culito at his girlfriend hoping that she gets the damn clue, puts on a strap-on and pounds at his prostate. Prostate paillard!
I mean, it would make Zac Efron’s life so much easier.