Blaming each other in the press? Check. Leaking stories that make the other ho sound like a graduate of the Teen Mom School of Parenting? Check. Ho shit? Check. Enough crazy to power Michele Bachmann’s eyes for years? Check. Racial slurs? Check. It’s official! We’re a Jacuzzi cum shot away from getting a modeling agency remake of Octosana vs. Mad Mel starring Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry. Gabriel and Halle have both released their own statements about their ugly ass custody battle now, and now it’s time for those ESCANDALOSO details to start leaking.
In this week’s People cover story, a source close to Halle claims after she broke up with Gabriel, he constantly verbally abused her and called her the “N” word at least once. Gabriel’s former business partner Stephane Bibeau has slid into Halle’s side and says, “Once they broke up he became verbally threatening to Halle. He is a vindictive guy.” This is on top of Halle’s friends portraying Gabriel as a jealous crazy who shouldn’t be in charge of stirring the top oil into the bath scrub, let alone taking care of a human child.
A different source echoes this mess to TMZ. Gabriel not only attacked Halle with fighting words in person, but he also sent her text messages that started with, “You fucking bitch….” TMZ also interviewed one of Gabriel’s ex-pieces who says that he’s always been gold digging, man whoring, piece of shit.
Meanwhile, one of Gabriel’s friends still stand by their story that he’s a devoted father and Halle’s the real insane ragemonster in that family.
Santo dios. This is messier than Halle’s scalp after shooting B*A*P*S. There’s a good chance Halle is trying to smear Gabriel’s purdy face with shit covered lies. Just like there’s a good chance Gabriel is trying to do the same thing to Halle. We might not agree on that theory, but it’s safe to say that we do agree that both of these bitches are crazy as all hell!
I knew Halle had a tinge of insanity in her when she talked about the time she tried to commit suicide by sitting in a running car in her garage. I didn’t think she was crazy because she thought of suicide at a low point in her life. No. I thought she was crazy, because she says she put her dogs in the car too! This isn’t Jonestown! You don’t need to take your dogs down with you. Damn. “You know All Dog’s Go To Heaven is just a movie, right?” – Halle’s dogs while sitting in the car with her
At this point, Nahla would really be better off being raised by a mandrill and a hornbill. Halle and Gabriel are both beautiful on the inside, but they’re also both a bright shade of NUTS on the inside.