This former A list movie actor. I mean he was A+ not that far back in the day is in talks to be the first celebrity on Hoarders. You cannot even get into his house despite the fact even Camille would think it was large. (CDAN)
Why am I picturing Rob Schneider screaming at his family members when they try to throw out his collection of empty yogurt cups? But if I copy and paste Nicolas Cage’s head over Rob’s body, that image still makes sense.
Which television diva who brags nonstop about her svelte body is secretly addicted to laxatives? (Page Six)
RICHARD SIMMONS. Duh.
Which A-list actress is trying to smear her ex by spreading rumors about him watching gay porn? (Page Six)
Halle Berry? And I won’t believe her until I see these pictures of Gabriel Aubry staring at man eating man ass.
This pregnant B list actress. I just realized that covers about half of Hollywood at this point now doesn’t it? Umm, award winner. Big award. Anyway, she has been non stop gushing about her guy and blah blah blah. Turns out that is only for the cameras. Once award season is over, the guy is out the door. Maybe, just maybe she might keep him around until the baby is born, but I am hearing March. (CDAN)
Natalie Portman is A-list, but her heart has been visibly barfing out love notes for that ballerina dude, so I’ll go with her.