Afternoon Crumbs
Wheelchair Jimmy is poppin’ a wheelie – SOW
ScarJo cried while having dinner with Ryan Reynolds…he probably brought up her acting in The Black Dahlia (and every other movie she’s been in) – The Superficial
Mimi’s legendary Cribs episode is getting a sequel – Lainey Gossip
FuckyouPhil don’t know his own shadow from his asshole – NYC Barstool Sports
Miley Cyrus’ nipple can’t be tamed (NSFWishish) – Drunken Stepfather
If only gay beer was real….and if only it tasted like rainbow-flavored peens – Towleroad
Bongo should’ve using Ceiling Eyes’ star of a mother instead – Hollywood Tuna
LL Cool J’s chest looks like Kim Kardashian’s ass with most of the air taken out – Celebitchy
Jessica Lowndes SANS FARDS (except for a pair of freshly painted brows) – Popoholic
Dude had it right the first time – TDW
Naomi Campbell resting and sunning her throwin’ hand in Phuket – Popsugar
Kiera Knightley, parched and famished in Elle – The Berry
Megan Fox BC (before Collagen) – Just Jared
When are we going to find out that Lisa Vanderpump is really Cedric’s long-lost prostitute mom? – ICYDK
FHM UK has pulled a Weekly World News by putting an alien on their cover – Moe Jackson
Glamberace’s got himself a new Finnish piece – OMG Blog
Five minutes later, Hazmat arrived and firebombed that bathroom – Celebslam
Craig Ferguson’s a dad again – I’m Not Obsessed
Happy Groundhog Day – Cityrag
The Hoff is looking hot – Hollywood Rag