They Have No Idea Who He Is, Right?
February 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
The TSA agents are wondering how the hot piece in the Passport photo now looks like the neighborhood weed man who is always trying to sell you a jail broken iPhone 3G or a “just fell off the back of a truck” Blu-ray player with your bag of the good shit. The same weed man who takes a shit in your toilet without flushing. THAT WEED MAN.
After the TSA placed a call to Maddox to verify the dude in front of them was Brad Pitt, they let him go on his way. But they really should’ve pushed a bin full of confiscated razors into Almost Billy Goat Brad’s hands and pleaded with him to take it. TAKE ALL OF THEM!
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