Scenes From Calvin Klein’s Boyfriend’s All-Star Barfday Party

February 1, 2011 / Posted by:

If you’re feeling brave and have a stake of silver and a vat of holy water nearby, head to La Daily Musto to see terrifying pictures from the 21st birthday party of Nick Gruber, better known as Calvin Klein’s ex-porn-star toy. Donna Karan was there! Anna Wintour was there! Alec Baldwin was there (although, you can tell he has no idea where “there” is exactly)! Half of those bitches look like they are hoping that help saw their SOS smoke signal and will drop a rescue ladder so they can get the hell out of that burial vault. And the other half look like they are only there to nibble on the veins of the sacrificial virgin Calvin is serving up in the men’s room later on in the night.

And what in shellacked Twinkie hell happened to sweet little Nick Gruber? Calvin siphoned the life out of him through his peen hole and filled him back up with Botox. They look like a Dorian Gray and his portrait candle set.

via Gawker

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