Olivia Wilde’s Side Titty Stars In Vanity Fair’s “Hollywood Issue” Cover

February 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Vanity Fair’s (emphasis on the “Fair“) annual Hollywood Issue is a gallery of “clutch your Tampax pearls” surprises! There’s ACTUALLY one and a half black people on the cover (Hey, it’s better than VF’s “Hungry White Girls Cover” of last year)! There’s Rashida Jones randomly bottle feeding a baby tiger! There’s a Robert Duvall photo bomb! And there’s the TV Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde, who’d be half-nekkid if it wasn’t for those extra thick suspenders.

Did the baby tiger eat most of her dress? Did Jesse Eisenberg’s sexyface rip half of that ho’s dress right off? Olivia is a position switch away from giving Anthony Mackie an eye full of Tron nipple. Screw the Hollywood Issue, thanks to Olivia’s “sneeze and my titty pokes out” dress, this is the ELEGANCE ISSUE!

Vanity Fair says this cover was inspired by 1930s Shanghai. You know, 1930s Shanghai without Asians. We must’ve been hung over and dozed off in history class when the teacher said that Chinese people didn’t move to Shanghai until AT LEAST the 1940s. But really, how the hell can you do 1930s Shanghai without the mascots of 1930s Shanghai. Let me fix that for Vanity Fair:

Much better.

Anyway, here’s the full cover along with a few behind-the-scenes pictures. Hos on the cover from left to right: Ryan Reynolds, Jakey, Anne Hathaway, James Franco, Ivanka Trump Jennifer Lawrence, Anthony Mackie, Olivia Wilde, Jesse Eisenberg, Mila Kunis, Robert Duvall, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Garrett GimmeHedlund and Noomi Rapace.

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