FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY! My life line to EVERYTHING (aka the damn Internet) has finally been welded back together by the dude from Verizon and the thing that christened my new connection was this video of a dachshund puppy taking a bath in slow motion. This is a metaphor for my day, because I’ve basically been doggy paddling in shallow bath tub water in slow motion for the past 20 hours and now I’m back!
By the way, my dog can’t take his eyes off this video. This might be classy softcore porn for dogs.