Night Crumbs

Here comes the Cheetoling: Bridesmaid Brit Brit subtlety throwing a “Ah wonder if he smells my weddin’ fart?” side-eye – The Berry

Nicole Kidman needs to borrow some of her husband’s pomade – Lainey Gossip

The rest of the world can learn something from Brazil: BOOO Ashton & Demi whenever you get the chance – The Superficial

Jonathan Knight re-comes out for those who missed it the first time – Towleroad

When you gotta get your smack up, you gotta get your smack up – NYC Barstool Sports

Christina Hendrick’s magnificent chichis were a little shy last night – Hollywood Tuna

But Sofia Vergara’s were not – Popoholic

The Tila Tequila lesbian sex tape you haven’t been waiting for is here (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Don’t mind Katie Couric, she’s just picking the chest pubes out of her mouth – Celebitchy

John Travolta has just signed up to be a contestant on Total Blackout – TDW

Carey Mulligan’s got a new piece – Popsugar

David Arquette’s out of rehab – Just Jared

That New Year’s Eve movie has already won a handful of Razzies and it hasn’t even started production – ICYDK

What Kunty Karl really meant is that he’s finally found a human who doesn’t completely die when he sucks the blood from their peen – OMG Blog

I guessed Kim Vo – City Rag

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have officially chopped chopped the ball off the chain – I’m Not Obsessed

The Twinkie stuffed Ken Doll is off Dancing with the Has-Beens for now – SOW

How many gay feather dusters had to die for this dress? – Moe Jackson

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