Anne Hathaway is the next Catwoman and this ho showed up to an event for her new movie Rio dressed like a damn cat toy. The top part of Anne’s outfit says “9-year-old know-it-all circa 1987” and the bottom part says “mariachi clown.” Just no. The only way this outfit would work outside of a little girl’s slumber party is if it was dyed pink and put on the body of Charo. That’s it. However, I will say that I like Anne’s necklace. It looks like all the things you’d find inside of Tommy Girl’s favorite fuck toy drawer. Butt beads, travel-sized dildos, etc…. Yup, the necklace can stay!
Here’s more of Anne wearing the finest clothes from Gymboree’s black label collection with George Lopez and Jamie Foxx (whose hairline is almost as well manicured as Norwood Young’s).