Meeting Of The Bergs

January 30, 2011 / Posted by:

On last night’s SNL, three Bergs collided when Jesse Eisenberg and Andy Sandberg, who both play Crackbook founder Mark Zuckerberg, starred in a skit with the object of their imitation. SO MANY BERGS! I just want to splash blue cheese dressing and bacon bits on all of ’em.

For someone who spends most of his time in front of a computer screen and can’t complete a point without hitting ENTER (this is coming from a bitch who spends of his time in front of a computer screen and can’t complete a point without hitting ENTER), Mark did good. The the whole thing was about as awkward as a computer nerd circle jerk, but I guess that’s the point.

And of course, the most important question is, which Zuckerberg would you hit (or should I say poke)? The obvious choice might be Andy Samberg’s ass, but remember the gold digger’s golden rule: GOLD BEFORE BEAUTY! Yes, let’s all go with the original Zuckberg, because he probably cums stocks.

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