Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Baby Lu-Lu…. This is a hard one for me, but maybe if we pay homage to Baby Lu-Lu as a Hot Slut, her soul-weeping version of “Jesus Loves Me” will not serve as the soundtrack for my morning terrors and nightmares for the second day in a row. Only a grown woman who looks like an Elly May Clampett impersonator with the spirit of Baby Jane and the voice of Jan Crouch on a non-blessed helium could create a rendition of “Jesus Loves Me” that was left off the Rosemary’s Baby soundtrack because even Roman Polanski thought it was too creepy for public ears. And those poodles! Those poodles are escorts to the underworld, I know it!

When you find yourself in the elevator of afterlife and not sure if you’re going up or down, just keep an ear near the speaker. If Baby Lu-Lu’s voice trickles out, take off your clothes and slather the SPF on generously, because you know where you’re going.

Now that we can all agree (do this for me) that Baby Lu-Lu is a Hot Slut, hopefully she will stop haunting me!!! Please, Baby Lu-Lu, please!

Source: Christian Nightmares via Slog

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