Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Sorry this is late, but how about I tell you Charlie Sheen has the herp. That should make up for it a little. Anyway there is a former A list movie star who is still a solid B and beloved by a blogger to the north. Anyway it turns out our actor recently caught the same disease. Wonder if that played a part in his most recent breakup. (CDAN)

The “blogger to the north” must be Canada’s own Lainey Gossip, but I’m not currently in touch with who she’s getting the tingles for. My first guess is going to be Jake Gyllenhaal even though Taylor Swift’s simple ass probably thinks herp is a character from Wall-E. It could also be Zac Efron (yeah right) or Jim Carrey?

Which chubby funnyman got his wires crossed when a prospective business partner emailed him? He replied saying he was “generally, though not exclusively, a bottom and enjoys being submissive”? (PopBitch via Blind Gossip)

Does John Travolta count as a funnyman, because I’m pretty sure “a bottom and enjoys being submissive” is his e-mail signature. There’s also Mike Myers or Robin Williams, but I don’t know if either of them fall into the “chubby” category. Oh fuck it, it’s Bruce Vilanch.

She says she does not like to talk about money. She actually talks constantly to everyone around her about how much she has and how much she wants. She says that there is no sex tape. There is, and her husband’s in it. She says she doesn’t know if she is coming back next season. She does know. And she is. (Blind Gossip)

If this blind item was a dance move, it would be a lap dance inspired by The Running Man, so that means one thing: it must be Camille Grammer.

About two years ago these two stars broke up and the public went nuts. The actress dropped off the radar for a while. What we didn’t know was that she was carrying his baby and the pregnancy was the reason for the split. If we understand our source correctly, neither wanted a baby but she didn’t believe in abortion. The stress of the situation was too big a strain on their relationship and so they split. She had her baby quietly and gave it up for adoption with no one the wiser. (BuzzFoto)

Maury is slobbering from every damn orifice thinking about the ALL-STAR episode he’s going to have in a few years. My guesses are: Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson, LiLo & SamRo, Nicolette Sheridan & Michael Bolton or Anne Hathaway & Raffaello Follieri?

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