Open Post: Hosted By T-Pain’s New Tattoo

January 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Most of the deteriorating lobes of my brain are shaped like a penis and I pretty much look at life through peen-shaped eyes, so that’s exactly where I thought T-Pain got this tacky ass Facebook tattoo. Hey, some bitches got fucked up, spotty, misshapen shafts, so it’s possible.

It also would’ve been a polite gesture. It would be nice to meet an honest peen that lets you know up front that you don’t have to get along with it. But no, T-Pain got this automatic thumbs down mess tattooed on his arm in Hawaii. This makes me feel relieved that I never got a Friendster smiley face tattooed on my taint.

via T-Pain’s Twitter

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