It’s funny that the morning after The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion (or as I like to call it “The Watch Kyle Richards Dramatically Flip Her Faux Demi Moore Mane Back Over And Over Again” Show) airs, this old cell phone video of Kim Richards lands on TMZ. It has the faint scent of coagulated Juvederm, silver feathers, Oklahoma and Demi Moore’s anus, which means that Taylor Lipstrong and Kyle Richards leaked it together to DESTROY Kim Richards. Nice try, but it only solidifies my love for the raggedy mess whose body language and facial expressions are based on Peg from Lady and the Tramp.
It’s not because Kim may be drunk in San Francisco International Airport during the daylight hours, it’s because she uses the “Do you know who I am?” line TWICE! In the clip from last July, Kim goes up to the dudes filming her and slickly says to them, “I know what you were doing. You were Twitter-er me.” Then when they pretend to not know who she is (because who doesn’t know Ruthie from Diff’rent Strokes), she gives them her first and last name. That is a star move right there and you can’t tell me otherwise.
After Kim takes a pill of whatever, she gets up to ask the airline staff about all the flight delays. Kim lets them know that she’s THEE Kim Richards, and they let her know that there’s a possibility she’s too tanked to fly. It turns out Kim was in the wrong terminal the whole time (that really is a metaphor for her life). When word got out that Kim Richards was in the building, bitches went crazy, flash bulbs blinded everyone, babies begged her to bless them and so airport security safely escorted her out of the terminal
And a giant fuck you to Kyle Richards for last night. Kyle sat there thinking she’s the most gorgeous beauty in the entire world while the malnourished llama next to her attacked at her innocent sister KIM! Sorry, Demi Less, you’ll never be the true star your sister was and is!