Kate Walsh Helps To Take Down Bristol Palin

January 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Aaaand we all co-sign dude’s side-eye. America’s favorite role model Bristol Palin was supposed to collect a $17,000 check to speak about abstinence at Washington University in St. Louis next month, but she has pulled out (too easy) after some students threatened to drop a protest on her ass. HuffPo reports that Kate Walsh joined the fight when one of the students asked her to Tweet her support. Kate re-Tweeted their message and added her own little face slap to Bristol:

Welcome to the Idiocracy! RT @elliekirsh: @katewalsh please join students at Wash.U. to boycott Bristol Palin’s speech on abstinence. What does she know about college or abstaining?

The president of the advisory committee said that this decision to cancel the event and keep Bristol’s mouth closed was completely mutual. Philip Thomas, the student who started the protest, tells Radar that their problem isn’t abstinence, it’s that Bristol doesn’t know what the fuck she’s talking about. Philip said, “It’s not necessarily in opposition to the ideas that are being presented. People are getting so angry because of the opposition to Palin’s lack of expertise and the high cost she is charging.”

Bristol Palin talking to college students about keeping their panties on makes no sense. If I had to listen to Bristol go on about how we should all keep our legs closed until God blesses us with marriage, I’d probably want to hump on the closest person or thing. I’d slap a condom on an armrest, lube that bitch up and I pray I don’t get splinters on my prostate. However, if Bristol talked in detail about how her and Levi’s genitals Eskimo kissed daily, I’d immediately dry up and close up shop for the season.

But I still can’t blame Bristol for trying to make a dollar. Hell, I wish I got paid $17,000 an hour to talk about all the fucking (or lack thereof) I did when I was 17.

P.S. – Kate Walsh is in danger, girl. Mama Grizzly is going to huff, puff and blow her house of reason down!

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