Life Is Worth Living Again

January 27, 2011 / Posted by:

You can finally move from your post at the grave of Amanda Bynes’ old Twitter page where you’ve been sadly pawing at its memory while thinking about her poignant Tweet about “Barf Bag City,” because she has arisen from the ashes! Unretired actress Amanda Bynes announced late last night that she is back to transcribing her poignant brain farts on Twitter! You no longer have to get your fix for “I love black peen” Tweets from Kirstie Alley!

January 26th is definitely the NEW EASTER! “I’m back!!!!! tell everyone!!!!!!” is exactly what Jesus Tweeted three days after his crucifixion! And you better tell EV.ER.RE.BO.DEE that Amanda is back. Add that message to your casual sex Craigslist ad, make it your new e-mail signature and get your dog to piss it onto the snow when you take him/her for a walk later.

Amanda celebrated her return by painting a piece of art for her disciples:

That’s pretty much what it’s going to look like when you take your dog for a walk later and get him/her to…..forget it.

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