Kim Kardashian Gives To Khrist

January 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian’s pillow case looks like a bronzer-based Shrouds of Turin when she gets up every morning, but that isn’t her only contribution to religion. Kim tells CNN’s Piers Morgan that she generously gives a piece of her fortune to a church in Calabasas, CA every year. Strangely enough, the church was set up by her mother/whore pusher Kris Jenner. Hmm. I’ll take Holy Tax Fronts for $200, Mister Trebek.

Kim explains to Piers how she puts the TIT in tithes, Whatever it is, I give 10 per cent away to the church and that’s what I was taught. Every year. Absolutely. There’s a charity that I work with a lot that I donate money all the time – the Dream Foundation – and my mum has helped create a church, so we help fund that, it’s in Calabasas.

I looked up Our Lady of Perpetual Fame Whores, Church of the Poison Faces and The Kathedral of St. Big Ass in Calabasas, but nothing came up. That’s a shame, because I really want to drop a coin in Kris’ basket. I would sleep so much better tonight knowing that my coin went directly towards filling Kris’ face with more blessed Botox.

via Daily Mail


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