Hot Slut Of The Day!
Randi Goldklank, the former Boston TV station executive who is back to her old tricks! Randi may look like a 50-something former hair band frontman who is now covering Neil Sedaka songs at a lounge in Florida frequented by old men with their call girls, but she’s got the spirit (the alcoholic beverage kind, I mean) of a member of The Bad Girls Club raging out of her veins! Randi was busted at Logan International Airport three years ago after she got tanked, caused a disturbance on the plane and used the “Do you know who I am?” line when the cops pulled her off the plane. Randi threatened to put the cops on the TV station she worked for. Randi quickly resigned from her position as general manager of WHDH-TV and she moved down to Florida where she’s still bringing the drunken foolery.
The police in Delray Beach received a call on Sunday night from The Office restaurant (please tell me it’s a The Office theme restaurant) that a woman was doing inappropriate things at the bar and causing a disturbance. The restaurant staff said 43-year-old Randi was “touching herself, removing her top and dancing on a pole like a stripper.” Personally, I like a little masturbation dancing with my Cobb salad, but I guess those prudes at The Office don’t. When police arrived, Randi pretty much recreated her Logan Airport freakout. Randi refused to leave the restaurant and said she’d put the cops on the news because she works for Channel 12. The cops were finally able to throw Randi into the back of their car and she was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
Before the arrest, Randi WAS working as the general sales manager at WPEC-TV in West Palm Beach, but they quit her ass as soon as they got a sniff of her latest graceful waltz with the cops.
Randi is priceless and entertaining in more ways than one. First of all, using the “Do you know who I am?” line of doom when you’re the general manager of a TV station in Boston? Amazing. Maybe Randi got so drunk that she actually forgot her full name so she asked the cops to help her out. Second of all, Randi always threatens to expose the police by calling a camera crew. The only thing the camera crew will capture is Randi acting like she’s trying to win a backstage pass from Bret Michaels. Third of all, Randi’s name is RANDI GOLDKLANK! Drop the second “L“, move in an “S” and she’s Randi GOLDSKANK. Gold = win, Skank = win.
Randi Goldskank, we love you and we will always know who you are!
Source: Boston Herald via Fark