Afternoon Crumbs
Ozzy Osbourne (or maybe that’s Lynne from The Real Housewives of Orange County) trying to resists the urge to bite the head off of that precious dove next to him – TDW
Who the hell is supposedly motorboating ScarJo today? – Lainey Gossip
On a positive note, those flowers behind Katie Holmes look alive and pretty – The Superficial
The Old Spice Guy is back – Towleroad
Ryan Seacrest’s neck shrunk, but his eyebrows are forever – The Berry
Michael Lohan and Lindsay Lohan have way more in common than we think, so says Kate Major (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
When you’re Charlie Sheen, you don’t need to update your stupid Facebook status. That’s what TMZ is for – Celebitchy
Holly Madison’s got Marilyn Monroe on her tits – Hollywood Tuna
Nicky Hilton needs to never dress like Bobby Trendy again – Popoholic
Willow Smith in Vanity Fair – Just Jared
Is that Tiger Woods behind Cameron Diaz? – Popsugar
What does Brandy have against elephant face dicks? – ICYDK
We’re arguing about the damn everything bagel now – OMG Blog
Demi Lovato is getting out of rehab next week – I’m Not Obsessed
Alesha Dixon is the portrait of greasy elegance – Moe Jackson
I just want to rip this cover of Seventeen into a hundred pieces and mosaic an end table with it – Go Fug Yourself
Kendra. Lezzie. Sex. Tape. Blah. – Popbytes
This looks delicious – Cityrag
Methinks MiserAlba inhaled too much of Kate Moss’ coke fumes – Hollywood Rag