Afternoon Crumbs

January 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Ozzy Osbourne (or maybe that’s Lynne from The Real Housewives of Orange County) trying to resists the urge to bite the head off of that precious dove next to him – TDW

Who the hell is supposedly motorboating ScarJo today? – Lainey Gossip

On a positive note, those flowers behind Katie Holmes look alive and pretty – The Superficial

The Old Spice Guy is back – Towleroad

Ryan Seacrest’s neck shrunk, but his eyebrows are forever – The Berry

Michael Lohan and Lindsay Lohan have way more in common than we think, so says Kate Major (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

When you’re Charlie Sheen, you don’t need to update your stupid Facebook status. That’s what TMZ is for – Celebitchy

Holly Madison’s got Marilyn Monroe on her tits – Hollywood Tuna

Nicky Hilton needs to never dress like Bobby Trendy again – Popoholic

Willow Smith in Vanity Fair – Just Jared

Is that Tiger Woods behind Cameron Diaz? – Popsugar

What does Brandy have against elephant face dicks? – ICYDK

We’re arguing about the damn everything bagel now – OMG Blog

Demi Lovato is getting out of rehab next week – I’m Not Obsessed

Alesha Dixon is the portrait of greasy elegance – Moe Jackson

I just want to rip this cover of Seventeen into a hundred pieces and mosaic an end table with it – Go Fug Yourself

Kendra. Lezzie. Sex. Tape. Blah. – Popbytes

This looks delicious – Cityrag

Methinks MiserAlba inhaled too much of Kate Moss’ coke fumes – Hollywood Rag

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